Looking for a TEAMBUILDING FACILITATOR.

Hi guys. I am currently looking for a teambuilding facilitator to handle activities/programs for a company outing. Please PM me at marielle.magramo@live.com or kitikitiako@yahoo.com.

Please do not send a message here because I wont be able to reply real time (blocked sa office eh hehehe). PMs thru MSN and YMs are much appreciated.

I really need help.

Thanks mucho.

:) Have a great day!

i feel miserable.

I do. Period.

My Chinese Horoscope

I am not a believer of Horoscopes but I love reading them. Im also a bit surprised because the description perfectly matches my personality. :)

Chinese Horoscope - marielle's Zodiac Details

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THE WATER PIG

Chinese Symbols	Animal Symbol	Ancient Symbol	Element Symbol
	The Pig	The Boar	Water
Brief Description	Pigs are very tolerant, kind and courteous with inner strength. They can be naive and too impulsive at times.
Positive Traits	sensible, sensual and sensitive, sweetly naive, caring, self-sacrificing, erudite, talented, open-handed, candid, outgoing, amusing, charitable, obliging, graciously hospitable and virtuous
Negative Traits	hot-tempered, pessimistic, outrageously epicurean, earthy to a fault, sardonic, snobbish, snide, authoritarian, competitive, know-it-all, stingy, victimized and sometimes downright criminally mad at the world
General Description of All Pigs	"Its better to give than to receive" would probably be the Pig's motto. Pigs are more comfortable giving of their own time or attention than they are to ask others for it. They do not find asking for help an easy task and would rather carry the burden themselves. Pigs will do anything they can to maintain a sense of peace amongst family or friends. This can lead to a tendency to be taken advantage of, but Pigs basically forgive and forget everything. They are compassionate souls who simply want to keep the peace.
Detailed Description of The Water Pig	Water Pigs go with the flow and usually trust people before they truly know them. This, of course, can get them into trouble because they are often too trusting for their own good. Water Pigs are quite easily influenced; yet, can be very persuasive when it comes to getting what they want. These people love parties and social situations and enjoy giving of themselves to help others.

Try it @ Friendster Applications.

This is something nice to know but as always, these are just Horoscopes. Just enjoy reading na lang and do not let your life be run by these.

MRT Today at 7:30 AM

Tama ba ang naririnig mo? OO sa MRT yan! Ayos ba? Kasi I just got home from work. I’m not yet that sleepy so I've decided to go online muna and upload something very interesting. Hehe. Very interesting kasi natuwa ako when I heard it. Hahaha lakas ba ng trip?! Yan ang effect ng puyat at gutom sakin.

Well natuwa lang ako kasi I used to hear that sa LRT 2 Purple line ba yun. Kaya I realized, this is a first so why not record it? ^^ At least this is something nice kesa sa mga nakakinis na experiences ntin sa MRT diba. I've been riding MRT for almost 4 years na din (kung tama math ko...) and everyday is a struggle for me especially kung rush hours. Pero wala ako magagawa kasi this is the easiest mode of traveling, right? Ayun lang hindi maiiwasan mga nakakainis at nakakatawa(meron nga ba) na experiences sa MRT.

Here are just a few of mine:

1. Ang mga koala.. bow!

Kilala mo itong mga ito. Aba iha.. dancer ka ba ng pole at sinosolo mo yan? Ang pole sa gitna ng MRT ay hawakan. Hindi sandalan. It’s so irritating when someone literally hugs that pole or minsan sinasandalan. Sabi nga ng recording - "Humawak lang po sa matitigas." Paano ka hahawak kung may parang koala na nakayakap dun or mas malala pa me nakasandal na sobrang pawis na pawis pa likod.

2. Wag mo sila salubungin.. di mo sila kamaganak!

Picture this. Palabas ka na ng MRT and then sa harap mo.. mga taong naguunahang papasok. Please lang! Wag ka namang sumabay. Hayaan mo munang lumabas ung nasa loob. Para galing akong airport nyan eh…. salubong ka ng salubong eh.

3. After the airport scene, Amazing Race naman tayo.

Iha.. kasali ka ba sa Amazing Race. Nakakatawa ito especially sa Quezon Ave and Cubao station, unahang maglabasan ang mga tao. Ano premyo nyo?

4. Ah kaya pala Libre!

I love reading Libre. Kaso, sana damihan nyo pa info dun. Kulang kasi sa balita. I mean, ang dami dami nyong patrons to do this simple thing.

5. No water supply.

Ito na lang lagi kong nababasa sa CR ng Boni Station. Hay. Dito ba napupunta taxes ko?

6. MRT Records.

Okay na ngayon ung recording. Parang LRT 2 Purple. Professional ang dating. Dati kasi bisaya si manong Driver... Shoo station daw... Ano daw? Shaw pala. Or masama.. Buni station. Haha! Minsan naman nanggugulat... parang announcer na sobrang lakas mag announce. Minsan naman, bumubulong Or minsan - maling station sasabihin. Kuya, okay ka lang? Sa sounds naman, nasaan na ung MRT Radio dati. Nawala na yata. I can’t forget the song nung pasko. Christmas in our Hearts. LSS ko lagi yan hahaha! Panalo. Intro pa lang.. alam ko na....

7. MRT Slot Machine

MRT Admins, ayusin nyo naman yung single journey tickets nyo. Minsan nag pasok ako ng 50 pesos sa Purple train - hala puro piso sinukli sa 15 pesos ko. Ano to Casino Filipino. Hahaha! Jackpot!

8. Philippine Dental Association

Hmmm. Paminsan minsan me nakaksakay akong lovers na sobrang PDA. Naghahalikan at nag aakapan. Kung san san na humahawak yung lalake. Kulang na lang maghubad silang pareho. Get a room naman! Hindi kame naiinggit sa inyo. Nakakadiri at nakakainis kayo. GRrrh!

9. Titanic the Movie

Remember this scene.. ung kamay sa salamin hahah grabeh! I really hate rush hour. Maski sa 1st train kasi -sobrang siksikan. And nakakapagtaka - bakit nagsisisiksikan kayo sa may door. Sa gitna ang luwag luwag naman! Grrh!

10. Checking of Bags

Ito pa - natatawa na lang ako. Napaka-ningas cogon talaga ng Pinoy. Remember nung uso ung bomb threat. Sobra sila nag check ng bag. Ngayon wala tinutusok lang ng stick yung loob ng bag mo. Anong klaseng checking yan. Magseseryoso lang kayo magcheck pag me bomb threat na ulit. hayyyyy!

11. Grooming... inside the MRT???

Ito nakakatawa. Once I wasn’t able to bring my ipod so I have no choice but to listen and observe people sa MRT just to kill time. I heard someone clipping nails. So shmepre nagulat ako - hello MRT Etiquette. Why in all places sa MRT pa. Nung nakita ko ung guy.. nag gugupit ng kuko... SA PAA! Promise.. everyone was really shocked and nagparinig na ugn iba. Ayun nahiya.. bumaba. This really grossed me out. Hayy!

12. Habulin ng plantsa.

Don’t you hate it when you ride the MRT feeling fresh with your crisp and clean clothes and PAGLABAS mo.. para kang ni-rape ng sampung kabayo? Hayy. Pero mas gusto ko nang ganito sa UMAGA (sa first train ha) kesa naman pag uwi na. Oh my goodness. Imagine mo nlng amoy araw at pawis mga katabi mo...

Ayun last na hirit. Do you know na you can greet (or maybe request a song)? Just send an email daw - mrtradio@audiowav.com. Ma-try nga haha!

Ikaw, ano experiences mo? ^^

Wanna Googol me?

Hahaha! Before you think of anything else... *what a filthy mind tsk tsk* ... read on...

I just read a very interesting trivia last night. Its about... dyaraaann... you are right -- Googol! No, I am not having problems pronouncing it, nor am I referring to an alien or creature from Tumbuktu.... but I swear, there is really such a word. Pramis!

I know you are all familiar with 1 million, 1 billion, 1 trillion and 1 quadrillion. But do you know what comes after these?

Hahah I used to say 1 zillion when I was younger...me katulad ba ako? I thought there was such a word. Heheheh. Wala pala. Argh!

So moving forward... here are the rest of the terms:

1 quintillion, 1 sextillion, 1 septillion, 1 octillion, 1 nonillion....

and our most awaited.. largest number.........

1 googol!

This is the largest number - 1 followed by 100 zeroes:

100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

Pakibilang ha. And yes, paki correct ung comma after nung one and move the zeroes na lang.

Hehehe!

Crazy Things for Your Home

The Banana Guard

Because it’s always best to be protected. Believe me, bananas that get squished by sandwiches and drinks in a lunch box isn’t a pretty sight.

-- oo nga naman, ayoko ng lamog na saging.. clever.. very clever....

Clocky

Remember that kid who taunted you and ran away from you when you chased him? This alarm clock is sort of like that. It jolts you from your sleep and allows you no snooze-button time. Perhaps chasing it around your room can make for morning exercise too.

-- bagay to sakin ah.... chasin round the house hahaha

Throwzini’s Knife Block

For frustrated circus knife throwers everywhere. It even spins! Poor little red guy.

-- tamang pang alis ng boredom

Nose Pencil Sharpener

The only time kids are allowed to pick noses in public. Warning: Sharpening pencils will trump doing homework. Then again anything trumps doing homework.

-- hahaha! i lab this one!

Arty Party Paper Plates

For every kid who wants to play with their food. Time to take out the mayo, mustard and ketchup! Arm the kids with fries or carrot sticks. And I wonder if this comes with a beret.

Heart Shaped Teacup

Wake up to a lovely Valentine’s Day morning with tea. No need for sugar. This quaint teacup fills up the sweetness quotient of your day.

-- sweeet naman!

Onion Holder

Because onions don’t only make you cry, they stubbornly roll away too.

Din-Ink

So ideas don’t get lost during mealtimes. Just make sure there’s no soup in your spoon before you excitedly jot down our ideas on your placemat.

Daisy Egg Molder

Because round eggs are boring.

-- oo boring ang bilugang itlog! :P

Banana Slicer

And finally, because we started with bananas, let’s end with bananas. Perfect for those who are impatient with their fruit.

--- gawaing tamad....

Thanks for sharing this one, Kim. :)

Why Sick People Forward Messages

from vlyzah84

I want to thank all of you who have
taken the time and trouble to send me
your damn chain letters and forwarded
emails over the past few years. Yes,
thank you, thank you, thank you from the
bottom of what's left of my heart for
making me feel safe, secure, blessed,
and wealthy.

Because of your concern....

I no longer drink Coca Cola because it
can remove toilet stains.

I no longer drink anything out of a can
because I will get sick from the rat
feces and urine.

I no longer use Saran wrap in the
microwave because it causes cancer.

I no longer check the coin return on pay
phones because I could be pricked with a
needle infected with AIDS.

I no longer use cancer-causing
deodorants even though! I smell like a
water buffalo on a hot day.

I no longer use margarine because it's
one molecule away from being plastic.

I no longer go to shopping malls because
someone will drug me with a perfume
sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from UPS or
FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda
in disguise.

I no longer answer the phone because
someone will ask me to dial a stupid
number for which I will get the phone
bill from hell with calls to Jamaica,
Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan.

I no longer eat KFC because their
chickens are actually horrible mutant
freaks with no eyes or feathers.

I no longer date the opposite sex
because they will take my kidneys and
leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full
of ice.

I no longer buy expensive cookies from
Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe.

I no longer worry about my soul because
I have 363,214 angels looking out for me
and St. Theresa's novena has granted my
every wish.

Thanks to you, I have learned that God
only answers my prayers if I forward an
email to seven of my friends and make a
wish within five minutes. (Geez, the
BIBLE did not mention it works that way!)

I no longer have any savings because I
gave it to a sick girl who is about to
die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th
time).

I no longer have any money at all, but
that will change once I receive the
$15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are
sending me for participating in their
special e-mail program.

Yes, I want to thank all of you
soooooooo much for looking out for me!

I will now return the favor.

If you don't send this message to at
least 1200 people in the next 10
seconds, a large bird with diarrhea will
crap on your head at 5:00 PM this
afternoon and the fleas of a thousand
camels will infest your armpits.


I know this will occur because it
actually happened to a friend of a
friend of a friend of a friend of a
friend of a friend of a friend of my
next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's
8th husband's 2nd cousin's 3rd husband's
ex-wife's mother's beautician!

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haha! lagot na!

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