Sentiments...

The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.

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Wala lang. Sabog ako. Next time Ill share. ^^

Laugh Out Loud

• eto story ng mga kababayan natin sa spain ksi minsan nagkukwentuhan din sila about their bloopers...yung isang pinoy nagtatrabaho sya sa bahay...nandun din yung amo nya at pinapaluto sya...conversation nila:
  
  amo: i want u to cook this beef di plantsa...(word n spanish,grill yata ang meaning)
  
  pinoy: si senor...
  after 10 minutes pumasok ang amo sa kitchen nakita nya ang pinoy pinaplantsa yung karne as in plantsa....napanganga na lang daw amo nya
• maid story:
  
  me: ate, pakikuha nga yung pantalon ko nakasampay sa likod
  maid: bukas na lang ati, madilim sa lekod i
  me: buksan mo nlang yung ilaw
  maid: naku ati pundido kasi i, hindi ko maboksan yung elaw
  me: dali na kasi, papalantsahin pa yun eh. i-try mo lang i-switch uli, malay mo sumindi
  maid: sigi (pinindot yung switch, UMILAW) aba! it's a mirakol!
• We had a maid who always thought that all white L300 vans are that of my dad so everytime na galing sila ng palengke ng nanay ko, and makakita siya ng van after palengke, natataranta pa sha na nagsasabi sa mom ko, na andun na ung dad ko at sinusundo sila, with matching habol pa to the car, heheheh
  
  another time naman, with the same maid, i asked her to get me a pillow from my room kasi ung sofa namin kahoy and i'm soo tamad to go upstairs and get it mysef... nasabi ko ata, "andun sa kama" un pala nde nya naintindhan, so i was wondering bakit antagal tagal nya sa kwarto ko so i decided to just go up and get it myself, and lo and behold, i saw her moving my whole bed kasi akala pala nya na i wanted her to bring me the whole bed downstairs sa sala, comedy!!! poor thing and this really happened, no exaggeration
• This happened to my friends bro:
  
  Maid is cleaning Bro's room. Bro enters wearing only a towel (kakaligo lang). Maid starts to walk out of room.
  
  Bro: Neng, isara mo ang pinto.
  
  Maid turns around with tears in her eyes.
  
  Maid: Kuya, h'wag po!!!
  
  Bro: Gagah! Paglabas mo ng kwarto!!!
• bumili yung amo ng chalk na insecticide...
  
  amo: inday, eto gamitin mo pampatay ng ipis.
  helper: opo
  
  next day, nakita ng amo sa dingding...
  
  "epis, mamatay ka na!!!"
• Minsan, namalengke si mama at yung katulong...
  Mama: Ofel, iligpit mo na yung mga pinamili natin
  Ofel: Opo.
  Mama: Bilisan mo at marami pa tayong lulutuin
  Ofel: Ate, saan po ilalagay to, sa altar?
  Mama: Ano ba yon?
  Ofel: Ito po Ate.
  
  She was holding a cauliflower.
• One time, my brother asked our maid, Delia, to prepare hot calamansi juice for him, bec. he wasnt feeling very well.
  
  Brother: Delia, gawa mo naman ako ng hot calamansi.
  
  after a few minutes, Delia came back with a platito w/ 4 pieces of calamansi..na mukhang squishy na.
  
  Brother: ano to??
  
  Delia: Kuya, eto yung hot calamansi.
  
  Bwahahaha..yun pala , she fried the calamansi sa oil!! Hot nga naman, no??
• pag may ayaw kameng kausapin sa phone or ayaw naming labasin yung pumunta, we ask our maid to say na umalis...minsan naman tulog...
  eh, minsan, harassed na harassed na siya because my mom was barking orders left and right nang mag ring yung phone namin, she answers in a jiffy...
  maid: hillow?! (mejo pasigaw na irita ah)
  caller: pwedeng makausap si .....
  maid: Ay!Naku! wala-umalis-tulog!
  
  abaw!
• yung tita ko sa States, may Filipina maid, yaya na rin siya ng mga cousins ko...one time yung cousin ko (he was about 5 or 6 then) nagpapaalam sa mom niya kasi birthday daw ni MACHO, a classmate...
  
  so ok naman, pinayagan siya ng tita ko and my tita took him to MACHO's birthday party, hoping to meet his family na din. They arrived there, and she met the mom.. she goes "Oh hi, you must be MACHO's mom?" and the lady corrects them by saying "Oh yes I am!" then turns to my cousin, saying "MATTHEW and his friends are outside by the back!"
  
  yun pala yung cousin ko nahawa sa yaya niya dun sa MACHO...
• sabi ni mama: beng, paki tignan nga yung kanin na nakasalang.
  Takbo naman si beng..aba at pagbalik nya, kinalabit niya si mama (with matching expressionless face at monotonous voice) sabay sabi, "Ate nasusunog na po yung kanin nyo." susmaryosep. patawarin ka sana ni mother
• Ito naman ay isang magalang na katulong na dadaan sa gitna ng dalawang bisita:
  
  "Eskiyus me to you plis! Ken ay pas hir in the medel agin en agin? Kasi si sir utos ng utos me to the back and to the forth?"
  
  Tapos nagsalita pa ulit, "I will be hapi to retorn to eskiyus me to yu by and by."
  
  Natulala yung dalawang bisita.
• 
  As usual yung alibi na wala sa bahay pag may iniiwasan na tawag:
  
  Help: Hello?
  Friend: Pwede kay badoods?
  Help: Wala po siya dito, di pa dumadating.
  Friend: Dali na, tawagin mo na alam kong nandyan siya e
  (She was the one I was with before going home)
  Help: Teka lang ha tatanungin ko lang siya kung wala siya dito.

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Sakit ng tiyan ko! Hehehe!

My True Confessions

I'm afraid of the quiet:
- yeah i do! theres something mysterious (and very
troubling)

in a quiet person... seems like they hide a lot of
secrets....

scary! ^^

I have cut myself:
- not yet.. though i tried before hehe. kaya lang
when i think abt the pain.. i dont push thru ^^

I'm afraid of the dark:
- very afraid! hehe. i have a very imaginative
mind. =)

I'm afraid of facing my back to open doors at night:
- yeah sort off. bka may humipan sa batok
ko...weeeeeeee!

scary!!

I've run away from home:
- di ko magawa. hehe. hanggang isip lang. ^^

I shut others out when I'm sad:
- yup. ill be impossibly quiet when im sad. hehe.

I communicate with others easily:
- yup i do! daldal ko nga eh! kakausapin ko pader
den eh! ^^

I watch the news:
- dont know how to watch tv anymore. i go home
just to

sleep.

I own over 5 rap CDs:
- ugh. no. ^^

I own something from Hot Topic:
- whats that? ugh no again.

I love Disney movies:
- yep. it makes me nostalgic of my childhood days.

I am a sucker for eyes:
- im a sucker for lips. hehe.

I kill bugs:
- yes.

I curse regularly:
- waaaaaa. yeah i do. T_T

I have an "x" in my screen name:
- none

I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation:
- yay. i did!

I like Spam:
- spam as in the canned good? eheh. i do.

I bake well:
- i love to bake but have no time to do so at the
moment.

I have worn pajamas to class:
- not yet. but i did in the ofc. we had a weekly
costume party.

I have a job:
- a very interseting job. hehe.

I am in love with someone/like someone:
- kinda. hehe. next question pls. *blush*

I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS:
- HiNdi aH! d0 y0u hAvE aN eVideNce?!!! ^^

I like to laugh:
- i LOVE to laugh!

I have tried alcohol:
- yup. i did and still do!! weeee!

I have cough drops when I'm not sick:
- No way.

I have smoked weed:
- Never!

Swallowing pills make you gag:
- No.

I have many emotional scars:
- Nyay! Wala po.

I have many physical scars:
- Uu. Hehe.

I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room!:
- Hindi naman. Dependa kung gaano KALAKi yung
spider hehe.

I am really ticklish:
- ay oo! Lalo na sa legs!! waaaaaaaag po!!!!!

I love chocolate:
- i really do!!!!!!

I bite my nails:
- nope.

I am comfortable being me:
- uu naman! di ako orocan.

Seen a shooting star:
- hmmm. technically not yet.. bka imagination ko
lang ung

nakita ko.

Laughed and had some type of beverage come out of
your

nose:
- ay madalas! bungisngis ako eh.

Swore at your parents:
- patalikod eheheh.

Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour:
- nyay. d pa naman.

Drank a half a gallon of milk in under a minute:
- no.

Bitten someone:
- yes! a lot of times!!

Gotten the chicken pox:
- yes

Crashed into a car:
- not yet. wag naman sana.

Ridden in a taxi:
- uu naman!

Had feelings for someone who didn't like you back:
- shmpre. madalas pa nga db.

Had a crush on a teacher/coach:
- yah i did!

Been On A Plane:
- not yet!

Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show:
- nyay anu yun.

Thrown up in a bar:
- Waaaaa! Lage nyahahaha!

Eaten Sushi:
- Yup! Love ko shusi! ay sushi pla!

Walked purposefully into traffic with your eyes
closed:
- no noh! d pa ako baliw.

I tried to kill myself:
- never! not desperate pa!!!!

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Another tagalog survey:

1. masasabi mo bang kumpleto na ang buhay mo ngayon?
-- hindi pa. marami pa akong pangarap sa buhay eh.

2. bakit?
-- nasagot ko na ang iyong katanungan.

3. masarap bang magmahal? bakit?
-- oo naman. ang magmahal ang pinakamakabuluhang

damdamin sa mundo.

4. nasaktan ka na ba?
-- oo. mdalas. hehe.

5. kung oo, ilang beses na at ano ang natutunan mo
dito?
-- madalas. natutunan ko (natutunan nga ba?? !!!)
na maglaan

ng pagmamahal para sa sarili ko.

6. may nasaktan ka na ba?
-- oo naman sa tingin ko.

7. anong ginagawa mo kapag nasasaktan ka?
-- kumakaen ako ng kumakaen.. yosi (pero itinigil
ko na ito) at

uminom (di ko pa tinitigil!) hehehe....

8. pano ka magselos?
-- sobrah ako magselos. Lahat pinagseselosan ko
ehehe!!!

9. pano pag pinagseselos ka ng mahal mo?
-- shempre selos to death den ako. Aww. Naranasan
ko na yong pinagseselos ako. Hayy. Nakakasawa den
hehe!

10. eh kung mas inuuna pa nya barkada nya?
-- Ay ganun! Hmmmm... uunahin ko den barkada ko
ehehehe.

11. Pano kung wala syang time para sayo?
-- sobrah na ha! ayoko na nun!! hehe.

12. pano naman kung sobra2 yung time n hinihingi
nya sayo?
-- hindi nya kelangan hingan ako. kapag mahal ko
di na hinihingi ang time.

13. anong gagawin mo kung gusto mo na makipagbreak?
-- yan ang hindi ko kaya sagutin hanggang ngayon.
kung pano makipaghiwalay!

14. sobra2 ka ba magmahal?
-- sobrah sobrah sobrah!

15. makikipagbalikan kba kung mahal mo pa?
-- depende. di ko pa nagagawa yan. kapag nasubukan
ko na hehe.

16. may minahal ka bang hanggang sa panaginip lng?
-- oo naman. meron hehe. lihim lang ha. nyahahaha.
(aw tagalog na tagalog talaga eheheh)

17. pano kung puro words lang sya?
-- mas gusto ko ginagawa kesa puro salita!!

18. mahal mo, mahal k, pero di kayo?
-- Hmmm. Walang komento ^^

19. kung sabihin nya sayong mhal ka nya kahit my
gf/bf sha?
-- kalokohan na yan!!!

20. may gf/bf ka tapos nainlove ka sa iba?
-- waaaaaaaaaaaaa. mahirap yan.

21. yung gf/bf mo, kinocontrol ka?
-- kapag mahal ko.. hahayaan ko sha kontrolin ako.

22. masarap rin bang maging single?
-- oo masaya den maging single. may panahon ka sa
sarili mo .. sa friends mo. me panahon ka maisip
yung sarili mong mundo.

23. pano pag may gf/bf ka pero madaming hadlang?
-- kung totoo ang pagmamahal.. ipinaglalaban!

24. sino mas paniniwalaan mo: gf/bf o bestfriend?
-- ang sarili ko muna!

25. mahilig ka bang magrevenge?
-- hmmm. madalas naiisip ko. pro takot ako sa
karma eh.

99 SECRETS GIRLS HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT GUYS

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys hate flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!
14. Don't provoke(irritate) the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28 You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying,"Please come and listen to me"
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, you bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them,they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or he's criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at u and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

My type of guy

From friendster:

1. older or younger? I prefer older... mga 2 years ang minimum! ^_^

2. tall or short? taller than me please.

3. thin or fat? tama lang! i dont want toooo thin, though! ^^

4. white or black? i love white sa guys! ^^

5. chinito or nOt? I like chinito and smiling eyes!

6. long hair or short hair? short! long hair is a no no for me hehe!

7. eyes, nOse or lips? lips! weeeee!

8. good boy look or a bad boy look? look lang ba? challenging ang bad boy image hehe!

9. punk,hiphop or rocker? simple! ^_^

10. popular or a simple guy? simple ulit! ^_^

11. henna or tattoo? ayaw!! wala wala! hehe!

12. tshirt or polo? polo! the best ang white!

13. lots of "ex"s or less? less.... hehe!

14. a smoker or nOt? not!!!! i quitted smoking na kasi!

15. a player or a joker? joker!someone who can make me laugh!

16. a loose shirt or a body fit? loose shirt! mukhang dance instruction pag fit! yuck! ^^

Thats my type of guy..... Whats yours?